Letterman comes out of retirement with a Trump-themed top ten list

[IceWizard]

10. That thing on his head was the gopher in
Caddyshack.

9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.

8. Donald Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.

7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head?

6. Trump walked away from a moderately
successful television show for a delusional, bull
… Oh, no, wait, that’s me.

5. Donald Trump weighs 240lbs – 250 with
cologne.

4. Trump would like all Americans to know that
that thing on his head is free-range.

3. (tie) If president, instead of pardoning a
turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict a
family on Thanksgiving.
3. (tie) That’s not a hairdo – it’s a wind advisory.

2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many
Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled
No Amigos (a reference to the 1986 comedy
Three Amigos, which starred Short and Martin).

And the #1 Donald Trump slam is::


1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican
mascot is also an ass.

[Charon]

oh this was good, Ice.

just saw it now. thank u.

used to like letterman.