Humorous Smilies

[willie33]

Haha! I love the 5 mile cartoon, IceWizard. I need to rename my dog that, so I can be honest with my doctor.

[Linville]

IceWizard you have done such a great job at bringing on the laughter and grins and giggles.

A gold star for you.

[Popster]

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[IceWizard]

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Four friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after
school at a reunion.....

One goes to the buffet for some food while
the other three start to talk about how
successful their sons became.

No. 1 says her son studied economics,
became a banker and is so rich, he gave his
best friend a Ferrari.

No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started
his own airline became so rich, he gave his
best friend a jet.

No. 3 said her son became an engineer,
started his own development company
became so rich, he build his best friend a
castle.

No 4. came back with a plate full of food and
asked what the buzz is about.

They told her they were talking about how
successful their sons became and asked her
about her son.

She said her son is gay and he works in a gay bar.

The other three said she must be very
disappointed with her son for not becoming
successful.

" Oh no !! " said the Lady, he is doing well.
"Last week on his birthday he got a Ferrari,
a jet and a castle from three of his boyfriends..." .

[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]

(like this one)

[IceWizard]

[Linville]

Hey Ice , I saw the girls…..they look like they are doing fine……grins

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Gone Fishing

[IceWizard]

HaHaHa ... That's rich!




3 Lawyers and 3 Engineers

Three lawyers and three engineers are
traveling by train to a conference.

At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on
only one ticket?" asked one of the three
lawyers.

"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the
engineers.

They all board the train.

The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please"

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," says one of the
engineers.

When they board the train the three lawyers
cram into a restroom and the three
engineers cram into another one nearby.

The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding

He knocks on the door and says,
"Ticket, please."