Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Yeah Charon .... You might say we're just full of .....


Jokes ... lol

It's so good to see you back here!!

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These are just for Charon's enjoyment:::::

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for
some reason, took my order first.

I said,"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad
cow?""

"Nah" I said, "she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Budwiser for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I said," The beer would make you look better at
night than the cold cream."

And that's when the fight started.....

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The wife asked,"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

I said,"Not as much as the dress
you wore yesterday."

And then the fight started.....

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A man and a woman were asleep like two
innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud
noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, "Holy crap! That must be my husband!"

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and
naked jumped out the window. He smashed
himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to
the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were
you running?"

And that's when the fight started.....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and
proceeded to back out into a Torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back
into the garage, turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad all
day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my
wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible!"

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Yea...and can you believe my stupid husband Is out fishing in that?"

And that's when the fight started ...