Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Ok... I guess this would be the appropriate thread for this...

The other day I came upon a horse, already saddled and ready to ride, so saying to myself, "I haven't ridden a horse in quite some time now, I should take this chance to catch up on some good ole horseback riding."

So up on to the saddle I went and she started slowly, gradually picking up speed as we went. Finally a good "trot" was established and she then broke into a dead RUN. I hung on for dear life, but I saw this getting ugly fast, so I decided to just bail off. When I finally jumped from the galloping horse, my left foot got tangled in the stirrup and there I was. I though I was a gonner, that is until the manager came out and unplugged the machine.


Thank God I didn't try that elephant


Ice