Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please
go shopping for me and buy one carton of
milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back
with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

(If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going
back to read it again! Men will get it the first
time.)

Water in the carburetor...

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has
water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's
ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the
carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a
carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the
car?

WIFE: "In the pool"


THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC
Probably one of the most worrysome in recent years...
25% of the women in this country are on
medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.


The Phone

A young man wanted to get his beautiful
blonde wife something nice for their first
wedding anniversary.

So he decided to buy her a cell phone.

He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new
phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one
thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at the supermarket?"


HE MUST PAY...

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up
her mom and said, "He fought with me
again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his
mistake. I am coming to live with you!!"

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Ok... Let's see if I can pull this one off ..