Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

I heard some of these many years ago ... But they did sound a bit different back then ..

There once was two Irishmen,
Digging in a ditch
One said to the other one,
You're a dirty son of a...


Peter Murphy had a dog,
a very fine dog was he,
He loaned him to his lady friend,
To keep her company,

Round and round the house,
That little dog did hunt,
It jumped right up her petty coat,
And bit her on the....



Then there was a country boy
Sitting on a rock,
Along came a bumblebee,
And stung him on his...

Cocktail, ginger ale,
Five cents a glass...
If you don't like my story,
You can shove it up your...

Ask me no questions,
Tell me no lies
But If you ever get hit,
With a bucket of sh1t,
Be sure to close your eyes.