10-20-2016, 11:50 PM
Lee Trevino:
Why I Mow My Own Yard
(A true story; you got to love him.)
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional
golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas, mowing his front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, “Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, “Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, “What do you charge to do yard work?”
Lee said, "Well, the woman in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence - Desiderata