Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Quotable quotes on Women:

When a man steals your wife, there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become
two sides of a coin; they just can't face each
other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife,
you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll
become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and
prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been
able to answer... is, "What does a woman
want?"
Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had
some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Anonymous

There's a way of transferring funds that is
even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.
Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one
didn't.'
James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage
brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a
hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have
mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous