English Weather
The Archbishop of Canterbury and
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today
that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as English Weather.
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as: 'Muslim Weather'.
(Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)
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Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He has two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, "What Ãs in the bags?"
"Sand", answered Juan.
The guard says, "We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but sand in the bags
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.
He gives the sand back to Juan, And Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hola, amigo", says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. Its all I think about.. I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says,
“Bicycles.â€
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In the Hospital
An old man was in the hospital hooked up to
all kinds of gadgets when a nurse came in
to check on his machinery and condition.
Through his oxygen mask he said,"Are my
testicals black?"
She thought that was odd,but being a professional she lifted the sheet and with
one hand holding his junk, hoisted his
testicals to have a look.
She put everything back in place and
reported to the old guy,"No sir your testicals
are just fine."
The old man pulled his oxygen mask to the
side and said,"Lady I appreciate the feel up,
but I ask you if my test results were back!"
The Archbishop of Canterbury and
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today
that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as English Weather.
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as: 'Muslim Weather'.
(Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)
******************************
Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He has two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, "What Ãs in the bags?"
"Sand", answered Juan.
The guard says, "We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but sand in the bags
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.
He gives the sand back to Juan, And Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hola, amigo", says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. Its all I think about.. I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says,
“Bicycles.â€
****************************
In the Hospital
An old man was in the hospital hooked up to
all kinds of gadgets when a nurse came in
to check on his machinery and condition.
Through his oxygen mask he said,"Are my
testicals black?"
She thought that was odd,but being a professional she lifted the sheet and with
one hand holding his junk, hoisted his
testicals to have a look.
She put everything back in place and
reported to the old guy,"No sir your testicals
are just fine."
The old man pulled his oxygen mask to the
side and said,"Lady I appreciate the feel up,
but I ask you if my test results were back!"
Semper Fidelis
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