05-23-2016, 02:04 PM
At Least He's Got A Positive Attitude!
Wednesday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in a hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function and all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
So, I managed to mumble,
“Can I feel your boobs, then?”
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Why all the SCREAMING?
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I can relate!!
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Talk about frivolous lawsuits
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I'm not even sure what I do see?!
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Wednesday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in a hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function and all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
So, I managed to mumble,
“Can I feel your boobs, then?”
*************************
Why all the SCREAMING?
*************************
I can relate!!
Talk about frivolous lawsuits
I'm not even sure what I do see?!
Semper Fidelis
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Nemo me impune lacessit