Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Ok.... Hope y'all saw that dog! It's hilarious! Looks like you'll need to copy/paste the link though... Anyway...

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There was this church's bell ringer that had died and the guy that lived across the street saw his chanch to get his dream job.

So he asked the priest,"Father, can I be your new bell ringer?"

And the priest said,"But, my son, you have no arms to pull the rope."

The man said,"But at least let me try!"

The priest said,"Well it's almost 3... Let's see what you can do."

With all the excitement he could muster, he ran to the bell tower and told the priest,"Back up father!" and he ran face first into the bell..

"BONG"

The whole left side of his face swelled up, but before the priest could stop him, he ran into the bell again...

"BONG"

The whole right side of his face swelled so bad he couldn't even see, yet he ran toward the bell again with full force.

This time, not being able to see, he missed the bell and fell to his death down below.

By the time the priest got to him, a cop was there asking if anyone knew who he was...

The priest looked down and said,"No... But his face rings a bell!"

ok... I know that's bad BUT he had a twin brother and believe it or not, had the same fate... One.. Two... And out the window..

This time the cop asked if he knew this guy and the priest said.....

Wait for it....

"No... But he's a dead ringer for his brother!"

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Sister Mary Ann

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Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that their only gas can had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.

HOWEVER, Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, so she decided not to wait... and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient! 

Alway's resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Protestants watched from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said, "If that car starts , I'm turning Catholic!"