Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Hunter was 4 years old and staying with his grandfather
for a few days.

He had been playing outside, when he came in and asked,
"Grandpa, what's it called when two people sleep on top
of one another?"

Grandpa was surprised but said,
"It's called sexual intercourse."

Hunter went back outside,
but returned soon and yelled,
"Grandpa, it isn't sexual intercourse.
It's called bunk beds
and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you."




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Poor old fool thought the gentleman
as he watched the old man fish in
a puddle outside the pub.

So, he invited him in for a drink.
As they sipped their whiskeys, he asked the old man,
"How many have you caught today?"

To which the old man replied,
"You're the eighth."


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