Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A bear walks into a bar in Boise, Idaho.
He sits down and says to the barman

“I’ll have a beer, please.”

The barman replies,
“Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise.”

The bear persists,
“Give me a break, I’m really thirsty.”

The barman says,
“Sorry we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise.”

So the bear says,
“Look, I’m spitting feathers here.
I’ll pay you double!”

But again the barman says,
“Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise.”

The bear is really angry by now
so he grabs the woman sitting in
the stool next to him, rips her
head off and eats her whole.

Then he says to the barman,
“Give me a damn beer or you’re next!”

The barman replies,
“Look, I already told you we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise,
and we certainly don’t serve it to bears on drugs!”

“Drugs, I’m not on drugs!”
roars the bear.

“Why of course you are,”
says the bartender.
“That was a bar b!tch you ate.”