Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Wife asked me
"How would you describe me?"

I said,
"ABCDEFGHIJK!"

She said,
"What does that mean?"

I said,
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fashionable, Gorgeous, Hot!"

She said,
"Awwww! Thank you. So what about IJk?"

I said,
"I'm Just Kidding!"


Doctors say I may never be able walk
without a limp now!!