Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A Woman Brought Her Hamster to the Vet.
The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.

The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation.

So the vet lets in a Labrador.
The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after
he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and
leaves the room with his tail low.

The woman, still not convinced,
demands more examinations.

The vet gets one of his cats.

It walks around the hamster and pets it.
After some time it shakes her head and
runs of quickly.

"Fine, I believe you now,"
the woman says,
"My beloved hamster is dead."

"I'm sorry for your loss",
the vet replies.
"Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars."

"What? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead!?"
The woman says shocked.

The vet replies,
"No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died,
500 dollars for the lab report and
1000 dollars for the CAT scan."