Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

In 40 years
















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This man was unhappy with his appearance
So he decided to get a facelift.

He was so happy with the results that as soon
as he left the building he asked
the first person he saw.

“How old do you think I look?”

“36”
The man says,
“Nah bruh I’m 55 thank you though”

He is standing in line at McDonald’s.
He asked the cashier,
“How old do you think I look?”

The cashier says,
“You’re in your early 30s”.

He says,
“I’m 55 but I appreciate you”

Feeling good about himself.
He’s standing at the bus stop and
this little old lady.

He asked the her,
“How old do you think I am?”

She says,
“Sonny I am 85 years old and my eyes
aren’t what they used to be,
but when I was younger.
I could reach down a man’s pants,
feel around for a little and
tell someone exactly how old they were.”

“No you can’t”

She says,
“Oh yes I can”

He looks around and says,
“Okay, Go ahead”

The old lady sticks her hand is pants
and moves it around for a bit.

She pulls out her hand and says,
“You’re 55”

“What the HELL!!! How did you know that!!”
he says shockingly.

The old lady says,
“Nah I’m just messing with you.
I was standing behind you at McDonald’s.”