Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

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A royal castle was under siege from an infidel army,
and now the clouds opened up and
the rain came pouring down !

The only hope was to send one of the knights to get help,
but the problem was, that all of the horses
had been killed in the battle.

"Somehow we must get help,"
said the king.

"I know, sire,"
said the leader of his army,
"But we have no horses.
If a knight sets off on foot,
he will be slain at once!"

"Is there not another animal he can ride?"
suggested the king.

"What about that mighty wolfhound?
It could surely bear the weight of a man."
asked the King

"No, no,"
pleaded the army leader.
"The wolfhound is too dangerous!
Look at its snarling teeth.
I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this."