Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

It was the first day of school and a new Indian student named
Chandra Subramanian entered the 5th grade.

The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandra,
who had his hand up:

Chandra said,
"Patrick Henry, 1775."

The teacher said,
"Very good!"

Who said 

'Government of the People, by the People, 

for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandra:
He said,
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandra, who is new to our country,
knows more about our history than you do!"

She heard a loud stage whisper:
"F*ck the Indians."

"Who said that?"
,she demanded.

But Chandra put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862!"

At that point,
a student in the back said,
"I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks,
"All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandra says,
"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells,
"What a stupid son of a bltch!"

Chandra jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher,
"Joe Biden to Peter Doocy, 2022."