Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A Cab Driver picks up a Nun

A cab driver picks up a Nun in San Francisco .
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies,
"I have a question to ask,
but I don't want to offend you."

She answers,
"My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun
as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have s3x with a nun."

She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single,
#2, you must be Catholic, and
#3, it has to be @nal because I want to remain a virgin."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and
I've always wanted to try @nal!'

"OK"
the nun says.
"Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a
scr3w that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road,
the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child,"
said the nun,
"Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned.
I lied and I must confess;
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says,
"That's OK."

Then she rips off her mask and says
"My name is Kevin and
I'm going to a Halloween party."