Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

The trick or treaters were out in masse ...

One little boy, with a speech impediment,
was going from house to house and knocking on doors
when he came to this ladies' house on the end of the block.

He said,
"Bicker Beat, Bicker Beat."

She open the door and ask,
"What did you say?"

He said,
"Bicker Beat, Bicker Beat."

She said,
"Oh, you mean Trick or Treat."

He said,
"Yes Ma'am."

She asked him,
"So, what are you tonight?"

He said,
"I'm a Bi-rate."

She said,
"Oh.. You mean a Pirate."

He said,
"Yes Ma'am."

She looked all around and then asked him,
"If you are a Pirate, then where are your Buccaneers?"

Pointing to the side of his head he said,
"Here's my Bucking Ears, where's your
Bucking EYES?"







And this is how Halloween ends