Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A Sailor and a Wren were sitting beside each other in the club.

The she sneezed, took out a tissue,
wiped her nose, then visibly
shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The Sailor went back to reading his paper.

A few minutes later, the she sneezed again,
took a tissue, wiped her nose, and
then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that she might have a cold,
the sailor was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the she sneezed yet again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose,
her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity,
the sailor turned to the Patricia and said,
"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times,
wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.
Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you,
I have a very rare medical condition;
whenever I sneeze I have an 0rgasm."

The sailor, more than a bit embarrassed,
was still curious.

"I have never heard of that condition before"
he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The she nodded and said,
"I certainly am.. Pepper."


*******


A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
London on a dark night.

The passenger taps the driver on the
shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screams, loses control of the car,
nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk,
and stops inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,
"Look friend, don't EVER do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a
"little tap" could scare him so much.

The driver, after gathering himself together replied,
"Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving
hearses for the last 25 years, and you've scared the crap outta me.........