Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Name the baby

During my wife's labor,
the nurse came up to us and said,
"How about Epidural Anaesthesia?"

I said,
"Thanks, but we've already picked a name."


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My crush just sneezed and I accidentally replied "Bless you !"

Now she's staring at the bush,
wondering who said that.


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A Texas Bar

A Texas Bar A bearded Arab, a Mexican, and a cute Texas blonde babe were in the same
Texas bar last week:

When the Mexican finishes his Mexican beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his
stolen unregistered pistol from his pocket, and shoots the glass to pieces...

He says,
"In Mexico ,our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks a glass of O’Douls Amber, 
a non-alcohol beer(cuz he's a muslim!),throws the glass into the air, pulls out
his concealed AK-47 from under his robe, and shoots the glass to pieces...

He says,
"In the Arab World we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink with the same one twice either."

The cute Texas blonde picks up her frosty glass of Budweiser, downs it in one gulp,
throws  the glass into the air, whips out her Colt 45 from her holster, and shoots
both the Mexican and the Arab dead.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"Honey, in Texas we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.