09-13-2021, 09:52 PM
It was a perfect summer’s day, and a guy was driving along the highway to a scenic lake
where he intended spending the afternoon fishing.
About an hour from his destination,
he spotted a man dressed from head to toe in red standing
by the side of the highway and gesturing him to stop.
The fisherman pulled over, wound down his window and asked: "4
How can I help you?"
"I am the red arsehole of the asphalt,"
replied the man in red.
"You got anything to eat?"
Blessed with a generous spirit on such a beautiful day,
the fisherman handed the man one
of his sandwiches before resuming his journey.
A few miles down the road, he noticed a man dressed all in yellow standing by the side of
the road and beckoning him to stop.
Mildly irritated by a second interruption to his progress,
the fisherman called out:
"What do you want?"
"I am the yellow arsehole of the asphalt,"
replied the man in yellow.
"Got anything to drink?"
The fisherman handed him a can of Coke and quickly drove off.
Not wanting to lose any more time, he put his foot down in an
attempt to reach the lake by lunchtime,
but a few miles further down the road he saw a
guy dressed all in blue standing by the side
of the road gesturing him to stop.
Frustrated at yet another delay,
the fisherman pulled over, wound down the window and yelled:
"Let me guess, you’re the blue arsehole of the asphalt. What the hell do you want?"
The man in blue replied:
"Driver’s license and registration, please."
**********
A man and a woman get married and are on their honeymoon.
The woman walks out of the bathroom in a robe, the man says
"Take off your robe - we're married now!"
The woman says "Okay" and takes off her robe.
Then the man asks if he can take a picture of her and
she asks why and the man says
"So I can carry you with me".
A few hours later the man comes out of the bathroom in a robe.
The woman says
"Take off your robe - we're married now!"
The man says "Okay" and takes off his robe.
The woman asks if she can take a picture and the man asks why?
She says
"So I can have it enlarged!"
where he intended spending the afternoon fishing.
About an hour from his destination,
he spotted a man dressed from head to toe in red standing
by the side of the highway and gesturing him to stop.
The fisherman pulled over, wound down his window and asked: "4
How can I help you?"
"I am the red arsehole of the asphalt,"
replied the man in red.
"You got anything to eat?"
Blessed with a generous spirit on such a beautiful day,
the fisherman handed the man one
of his sandwiches before resuming his journey.
A few miles down the road, he noticed a man dressed all in yellow standing by the side of
the road and beckoning him to stop.
Mildly irritated by a second interruption to his progress,
the fisherman called out:
"What do you want?"
"I am the yellow arsehole of the asphalt,"
replied the man in yellow.
"Got anything to drink?"
The fisherman handed him a can of Coke and quickly drove off.
Not wanting to lose any more time, he put his foot down in an
attempt to reach the lake by lunchtime,
but a few miles further down the road he saw a
guy dressed all in blue standing by the side
of the road gesturing him to stop.
Frustrated at yet another delay,
the fisherman pulled over, wound down the window and yelled:
"Let me guess, you’re the blue arsehole of the asphalt. What the hell do you want?"
The man in blue replied:
"Driver’s license and registration, please."
**********
A man and a woman get married and are on their honeymoon.
The woman walks out of the bathroom in a robe, the man says
"Take off your robe - we're married now!"
The woman says "Okay" and takes off her robe.
Then the man asks if he can take a picture of her and
she asks why and the man says
"So I can carry you with me".
A few hours later the man comes out of the bathroom in a robe.
The woman says
"Take off your robe - we're married now!"
The man says "Okay" and takes off his robe.
The woman asks if she can take a picture and the man asks why?
She says
"So I can have it enlarged!"
Semper Fidelis
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