Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new
fifty-cent piece was being issued to
honor two great American patriots.

On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt
and on the other side, Nathan Hale.

Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin,
the spokesman replied,
“Now, when you toss a coin,
you can simply call ‘Teds’ or ‘Hales.’”

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Bad Boys, Bad Boys, What cha Gonna Do





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One day, in this smallish town, the Catholic Church's bell ringer died.

The guy across the street immediately applied for the job..

The Priest looked him over and said,
"I appreciate your willingness to step
up, however, you have no arms in which to ring the bell."

The man replied,
"But I can do it , please you give me the chance!"

The Priest said,
"Well it's almost 3 pm, I'll see what you can do."

They both climbed the bell tower and when they got to the top,
the man said,
"Step back!"

And ran face first into the large bell!

"Brung!" Went the bell

His right eye closed shut as he backed up again..
And before the Priest could stop him, he again ran face first into the large bell!

"Brung!" Went the bell

This time his left closed up tight as he again backed up and
sped toward the bell...

However, with both of his eyes swollen shut, he missed the whole bell and
went flying out of the bell tower and hit the street below!

The Priest hurried down, only to find a crowd gathered
and a policeman there.

Oh coarse he had passed on and the policeman needed to know who he was.

He asked the Priest,
"Excuse me, but do you know this man?"

The Priest looked at the man and said,
"No.... But his face rings a bell"


The next day, the guy's twin brother applied for the same job..

Again, he ran twice face first into the bell, only to miss on the third try.

The Priest went down to another crowd and the same policeman who again asked,
"Well Father, do you know THIS man?"

The Priest looked at the guy and said,
"Not really, but he's a dead ringer for his brother!"