Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A Man Comes Home From Work...

Only to find his wife sitting on the porch with all of her bags packed and sitting around her.
He gets out of the car and makes his way to the porch.

"What are you doing?"
he asks.

She said,
"I'm going to Vegas where I can make $100 for what I give you for free!"

He thinks a second, nods his head, and goes inside.

The wife looks around, confused, expecting more of an argument.

A few minutes later the man comes back out to the porch
carrying two packed suitcases, and sits down next to her.

Still confused, she looks at his bags and up at him.
"Now, what are you doing?"

The man replies,
"I'm going with you to see how you can live on $200 a year."


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