Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Abe & Edna....

Marrying Young

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa Abe had decided to marry a young girl of 20.
Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl could
be dangerous, even fatal.

Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed replied,
"Oh well, if she dies, I'll just get myself another one."

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Elderly Wedding

Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married.
Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out of it.

He called in the woman and told her that the man
had already suffered two heart attacks.
She told the doctor that she didn't care.

The doctor called in the man and told him the woman
was suffering from acute angina.

"I know!" he said. "I peeked."


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Old Abe, a 92 year old senior, grabbed his telephone,
and started pressing numbers.


Abe
*calls 911* Hello? I need your help!

911:
Alright, What is it?

Abe:
Two women are fighting over me!

911:
So what's your emergency?

Abe:
The ugly one is winning.

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Lena:
I’m so proud of my two boys.

They became pilots.

The other guys haul the cow manure out of the barn
and my boys pile it.


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Now this will work sometimes