03-25-2021, 04:04 PM
Wonderful willie.When I was a kid, my parents would say "excuse my French" after they said a swear word. I will never forget the day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
It was a quiet morning in September 2053, when John awoke with a need to go to the bathroom. To John this just wasn't any ordinary day! This was the day that he would open the last package of toilet paper his parents bought in 2020.
Why did the pig get the job at the cafeteria?
He was excellent at bacon.
A termite walks into the bar and asks.... Is the bar tender here?
A husband takes his wife to the nightclub. There is a guy there on the dancefloor going buts, he is doing backflips, breakdancing and moonwalking. The wife turns to her husband and says "see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down". The husband says "looks like he is still celebrating."
Me: "I am surprised at how winded I am from this exercise."
Personal trainer: "This was just a tour of the gym"
It is Well with My Soul