03-15-2021, 11:40 AM
Three catholic school girls die in a bus crash and go to heaven.
Saint Peter stands in front of the gate next to a
golden fountain of holy water.
He says
"Welcome little sisters I'm so sorry you were taken before your time.
You're all welcome but I must ask you each a question."
He goes to the first girl,
"Mary Catherine, has any part of your body touched a
boy's private parts?"
She says,
"Um, only my hands."
Saint Peter nods and tells her,
"Wash your hands in this fount and your sins will be cleansed
and then you may enter the gates."
And she does.
So he turns to the second girl.
But Mary Francis, the third girl, interrupts,
"Excuse me father could I gargle with that
water real quick before
Mary Elizabeth sticks her ass in it?"
Saint Peter stands in front of the gate next to a
golden fountain of holy water.
He says
"Welcome little sisters I'm so sorry you were taken before your time.
You're all welcome but I must ask you each a question."
He goes to the first girl,
"Mary Catherine, has any part of your body touched a
boy's private parts?"
She says,
"Um, only my hands."
Saint Peter nods and tells her,
"Wash your hands in this fount and your sins will be cleansed
and then you may enter the gates."
And she does.
So he turns to the second girl.
But Mary Francis, the third girl, interrupts,
"Excuse me father could I gargle with that
water real quick before
Mary Elizabeth sticks her ass in it?"
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