Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

A Chinese woman walked into the currency exchange in New York
with 200,000 Yuan and walked out with $29,100.

The following week, she walked in with another 200,000 Yuan, and
was handed $28,900.

She asked the teller "Why I get less money this week than last week?"

The teller replied "Fluctuations".

The Chinese woman stormed out and, before she slammed the door, turned
around and shouted "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"


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While on her rounds Nurse Wendy sees old Mr. Johnson walking
sadly down the hall. Being the kindhearted person she is, she asks
him what’s got him so sad.

“Well, there’s been a death in my family” he says.

“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. Was it someone close to you?”

“Yes, it was my member. It died today.”

She offers her condolences if a bit confused at what just happened
but thinks nothing further of it.

The following day she sees Mr. Johnson in the hallway and rushes up to him.

“Mr. Johnson, your private's are hanging out of your pants!”

He smiles sadly “I know. I told you my member died.
Today’s the viewing.”


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