BEFORE MARRIAGE*
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady: Do you love me?
Man: Of course
Lady: Will you ever cheat on me?
Man: Never in my life
Lady: Will you ever hug me?
Man: Every chance I get
Lady: Will you hit me?
Man: Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man: Yes
Lady: Sweet heart
*AFTER 25 YRS of MARRIAGE*
........ *Now Read from bottom to top*
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One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib.
Silently she watched him.
As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his
face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement,
enchantment, even skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused,
with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
“A penny for your thoughts,” she said.
“It’s amazing!” he replied.
“I just can’t see how anybody can make a
crib like that for only $67.50.”
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It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and
wife were asleep when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said,
“Hello? (Pause as he listens.)
How the heck do I know?
What am I, the weather man?”
and promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, “Who was that?”
The husband replies,
“I don’t know.
Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.”
And that's when the fight started
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The School teacher sent home a note with her student.
The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and
bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.”
Mother sends a note back the following day,
”Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem."
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One evening after dinner, my five-year-old son Brian noticed that his
mother had gone out.
In answer to his questions, I told him,
"Mommy is at a Tupperware party."
This explanation satisfied him for only a moment.
Puzzled, he asked,
"What’s a Tupperware party, Dad?"
I’ve always given my son honest answers, so I figured a
simple explanation would be the best approach.
"Well, Brian," I said, "At a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies
sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other."
Brian nodded, indicating that he understood.
Then he burst into laughter.
"Come on, Dad,' he said. 'What is it really?"
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady: Do you love me?
Man: Of course
Lady: Will you ever cheat on me?
Man: Never in my life
Lady: Will you ever hug me?
Man: Every chance I get
Lady: Will you hit me?
Man: Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man: Yes
Lady: Sweet heart
*AFTER 25 YRS of MARRIAGE*
........ *Now Read from bottom to top*
*********************************************
One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib.
Silently she watched him.
As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his
face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement,
enchantment, even skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused,
with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
“A penny for your thoughts,” she said.
“It’s amazing!” he replied.
“I just can’t see how anybody can make a
crib like that for only $67.50.”
*****************************************
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and
wife were asleep when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said,
“Hello? (Pause as he listens.)
How the heck do I know?
What am I, the weather man?”
and promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, “Who was that?”
The husband replies,
“I don’t know.
Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.”
And that's when the fight started
*****************************************
The School teacher sent home a note with her student.
The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and
bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.”
Mother sends a note back the following day,
”Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem."
*****************************************
One evening after dinner, my five-year-old son Brian noticed that his
mother had gone out.
In answer to his questions, I told him,
"Mommy is at a Tupperware party."
This explanation satisfied him for only a moment.
Puzzled, he asked,
"What’s a Tupperware party, Dad?"
I’ve always given my son honest answers, so I figured a
simple explanation would be the best approach.
"Well, Brian," I said, "At a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies
sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other."
Brian nodded, indicating that he understood.
Then he burst into laughter.
"Come on, Dad,' he said. 'What is it really?"
Semper Fidelis
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