A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today".
The bartender says
"Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink... in fact, this one is on me".
As the woman finishes her drink the woman to her right says
"I would like to buy you a drink, too".
The old woman says
"Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water".
"Coming up" says the bartender"
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says
"I would like to buy you one, too".
The old woman says
"Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water".
"Coming right up" the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies
"Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor...
Holding your water,now that's a whole other is a whole other issue".
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A major international company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world.
In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 Hours and the one with the best answer would get the job.
The question was:
"A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?"
After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.
The first, from the USA, says
"My answer is, there IS no answer".
The second, from England, says
"My answer is that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given".
The third one, from Scotland, says
"I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names.
It's either: Willie Turner or Willie Nailer?"
The Scotsman got the job.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today".
The bartender says
"Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink... in fact, this one is on me".
As the woman finishes her drink the woman to her right says
"I would like to buy you a drink, too".
The old woman says
"Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water".
"Coming up" says the bartender"
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says
"I would like to buy you one, too".
The old woman says
"Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water".
"Coming right up" the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies
"Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor...
Holding your water,now that's a whole other is a whole other issue".
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A major international company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world.
In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 Hours and the one with the best answer would get the job.
The question was:
"A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?"
After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.
The first, from the USA, says
"My answer is, there IS no answer".
The second, from England, says
"My answer is that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given".
The third one, from Scotland, says
"I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names.
It's either: Willie Turner or Willie Nailer?"
The Scotsman got the job.
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