Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Say WHAT!!!

How would you ask for that at all?!

Now that's too funny...

[Linville]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Popster]

Lin,   I wish that would work for me!  But alas, no.

Some more from that street artist....probably won't make you laugh.....but pretty sure you are smiling.

   

   

   

   

   

[Linville]

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oh yes, that sidewalk chalk artist is very talented…..

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[IceWizard]

All those are great fellas.... And that street artist is fantastic ... I can't draw 2 stick people that even resemble each other!

Knock Knock









Let's Make America Great Again



Double Vodka Please!

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas!"

The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had
one really bad day."

"Yes", he said, "I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.

The bartender asked, "What's the
problem today?"

The man said, "I've just found out that my other brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar
and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender asks,"What's going on now?"

The man replied,"Now i've found out that my youngest brother is gay as well!"

The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't
anybody in your family like women?"

The man hung his head and said,
"Yeah, my wife..."

[Linville]

ha ha Ice…..

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[Linville]

[Popster]

Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous:

Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night.

The next day, at the Gwinnet County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. He explained: 'As there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there was no one around,' he stated. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, y'know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching sheriff's car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure;' said Deputy Taylor, 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin’. Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . 'I said: "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: "A pumpkin? Shit . . . is it midnight already?" '

The court (and the judge) could not contain their laughter. Lawrence was found guilty only of public intoxication, fined $10.00 and sent on his way.

The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as "The best come-back line ever."

[Linville]

This could be in the random thoughts thread as well…...

[Caróg liath]

Hard to believe this funny video came from the Pope.

Yes, that was " The Pope ......."

www.youtube.com/embed/VIPTdtEvr40?rel=0