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My self isolation quarantine diary——for laughs - Orange rabbit - 04-13-2020
My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary
DAY 1—I CAN do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
DAY 2—Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
DAY 3—Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who knew?
DAY 4—8:00pm Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
DAY 5—Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O shots.
DAY 6—I get to take the Garbage out. I am so excited; I can’t decide what to wear.
DAY 7—Laughing way too much at my own jokes!
DAY 8—Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have NO clue how this place is still in business.
DAY 9—I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I am getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
DAY 10—Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice he’s a Web Designer.
DAY 11—Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
DAY 12—I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
DAY 13—If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.
DAY 14—Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
DAY 15—Anybody else feel like they have cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
DAY 16—I think I now have COVID 15. It’s the amount of weight I have gained since DAY 1.
Happy New Week
OR
RE: My self isolation quarantine diary——for laughs - Slick - 04-14-2020
Thank you O.R. !! I needed a good laugh!!
Happy New Week to you too!!
Slick
RE: My self isolation quarantine diary——for laughs - Orange rabbit - 04-16-2020
How are you going Slick? Is that ankle better? I think it was your ankle right?
OR
RE: My self isolation quarantine diary——for laughs - barq2 - 05-01-2020
OR, I love your post. It really made me laugh.
My friend thinks the lockdown weight-gain is sneaky economic way of having us all go out and buy bigger clothes i.e. financial stimulus for clothes shops! I'm not entirely convinced the government are that organized ;-) LOL