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Humorous Smilies - Printable Version +- IOPList.Org (https://www.ioplist.org) +-- Forum: Off Topic (https://www.ioplist.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=25) +--- Forum: The Lounge (https://www.ioplist.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=26) +--- Thread: Humorous Smilies (/showthread.php?tid=319) Pages:
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RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 10-26-2016 A Few Pics ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 10-26-2016 awesome. particularly for me, today. Thank you, ice. RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 10-27-2016 yeah Charon, me too Ice, thanks I needed the smiles and you had some good ones in there.... RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 10-28-2016 Funny ones, everybody.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 10-28-2016 awesome. thank u willie. RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 10-31-2016
RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 11-04-2016 ![]() ![]()
RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 11-04-2016 I just love this thread ... Quotes from the late great Phyllis Diller Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. -Phyllis Diller Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -Phyllis Diller Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. -Phyllis Diller The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. -Phyllis Diller Best way to get rid of kitchen odours: Eat out. -Phyllis Diller A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. -Phyllis Diller I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. -Phyllis Diller Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. -Phyllis Diller Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. -Phyllis Diller We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. -Phyllis Diller Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. -Phyllis Diller What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. -Phyllis Diller The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. -Phyllis Diller His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. -Phyllis Diller Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. -Phyllis Diller My photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me. -Phyllis Diller I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -Phyllis Diller Tranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. -Phyllis Diller I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' -Phyllis Diller The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. -Phyllis Diller You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. -Phyllis Diller Now a few signs I though were a little funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 11-04-2016 The awkward moment when you realize she isn't pretending to be crazy! OMG .....willie this is funny and I needed a grin thank you very much friend ! RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 11-08-2016 ![]() ![]() ****** ********* And now this photo of me..with a caption to prove it!
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