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RE: Humorous Smilies - Revolution - 04-23-2016
Have I told you all I love your stuff lately?
Thanks for the laughs.
Heeere, gator, gator, gator...!
RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 04-23-2016
Just when you think you've seen it all....
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LAND SHARK!!
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Been Here Long?
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Now Fire could use This One...
RE: Humorous Smilies - Revolution - 04-24-2016
Ice, I don't know which I like best! cactus couch, land shark, or car swing
RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 04-24-2016
IceWizard, great post .....Very unusual and so true just when you think you have seen it all, Hah ha Some real creative thinkers.
a funny ;
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RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 04-25-2016
These are genuine answers (from 18 year olds)
Q. Name the four seasons?
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'?
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
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RE: Humorous Smilies - Popster - 04-25-2016
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RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 04-25-2016
Ice you and Pops are killing me with laughter .....
Very good thanks it has made my natural feel good endorphins get going
..........good stuff.
RE: Humorous Smilies - Revolution - 04-25-2016
I really love the animal funnies, thanks.
RE: Humorous Smilies - Popster - 04-27-2016
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RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 04-27-2016
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