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RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 11-30-2015
so funny.....
(11-30-2015, 02:26 PM)Audrey Hepburn Wrote: Ok so this actually happenex this weekend when SO and I went to a pup to have a couple pints.
I got up to use the ladies room. When I came back and older (------) trying to think of a better word for skanky, ladt was chatting up the SO and complely ignored my return. She was deep in conversation and this is how it went:
SL: Even though I do alot of modelling, my claim to fame was sleeping with a famous actor from the movie '16 Candles.' But don't ask who because I can't tell. (Coyly) But he is famous and very rich".
Remember I am being completely shunned, so I jump in without missing a beat and guess, "Long Duck Dong"!
Iritated as hell she said, "No, Anthony Michael Hall." Again without missing a beat I said, "Wasn't he like 15 years old when he filmed that here?"
She vot really pissed and irritated and we didn't see her for the rest of the evening.
RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 12-01-2015
Ms Hepburn...
I only wish that I could have been "the fly on the wall"... That was hilarious!!
(11-30-2015, 02:26 PM)Audrey Hepburn Wrote: Ok so this actually happenex this weekend when SO and I went to a pup to have a couple pints.
I got up to use the ladies room. When I came back and older (------) trying to think of a better word for skanky, ladt was chatting up the SO and complely ignored my return. She was deep in conversation and this is how it went:
SL: Even though I do alot of modelling, my claim to fame was sleeping with a famous actor from the movie '16 Candles.' But don't ask who because I can't tell. (Coyly) But he is famous and very rich".
Remember I am being completely shunned, so I jump in without missing a beat and guess, "Long Duck Dong"!
Iritated as hell she said, "No, Anthony Michael Hall." Again without missing a beat I said, "Wasn't he like 15 years old when he filmed that here?"
She vot really pissed and irritated and we didn't see her for the rest of the evening.
RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 12-01-2015
Here is one, LOL
Do you ever have that kind of day. Something as simply as this could cure, hmmm.
![[Image: tumblr_nexwpnz5VT1spkdexo1_540.jpg]](http://36.media.tumblr.com/5a58c76d33092a6541e156930c72c8b7/tumblr_nexwpnz5VT1spkdexo1_540.jpg)
RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 12-01-2015
Good one ~Kona~.... Yet sooooo true...lol
RE: Humorous Smilies - Zander - 12-01-2015
..... :-p
RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 12-01-2015
Oh some real good ones all.
Audrey that was a funny story and you chiming in without missing a beat just added to the LOL of it.
Ummm my post was not directed to anyone just thrown out for lol.
Zander I love that joke I actually printed it out and had it at my desk at work for a while ...
Let me see if I can post something with my phone
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RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 12-02-2015
![[Image: snake-wearing-a-hat.jpg]](http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/snake-wearing-a-hat.jpg)
![[Image: things-that-men-do.jpg]](http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/things-that-men-do.jpg)
RE: Humorous Smilies - Zander - 12-02-2015
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RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 12-03-2015
![[Image: guinea-pig-life.jpg]](http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/guinea-pig-life.jpg)
RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 12-03-2015
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Terry two legs...
![[Image: dog-walking-on-two-legs.gif]](http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dog-walking-on-two-legs.gif)