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RE: Humorous Smilies - Atlantan07 - 03-12-2021
Dave Chapelle:
Have you ever watched, like, a cartoon that you used to watch when you were little, as an adult? I was sittin' there with my nephew. I turned it on Sesame Street. And I was, like, "Oh, good. Sesame Street. Now he'll learn how to count and spell." But now I'm watching it as an adult and I realize that Sesame Street teaches kids other things. It teaches kids how to judge people and label people. That's right. They got this one character named Oscar. They treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right to his face. "Oscar, you are so mean. Isn't he, kids?" "Yeah. Oscar, you're a grouch!" He's, like, "B***, I live in a f**ing trash can! I'm the poorest m***f** on Sesame Street. Nobody's helping me." Now you wonder why your kids grow up and step over homeless people, like, "Get it together, grouch. Get a job, grouch."
RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 03-13-2021
RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 03-13-2021
RE: Humorous Smilies - Atlantan07 - 03-14-2021
![[Image: fb331275e0a99910876fc84b4fc0d74a.jpg]](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fb/33/12/fb331275e0a99910876fc84b4fc0d74a.jpg)
RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 03-14-2021
![[Image: x6EFa5u.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/x6EFa5u.jpg)
【ホワイトデー】【かわいい】
Happy white day!
【ハッピー】【贈り物】
![[Image: 2jFYzTO.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/2jFYzTO.jpg)
【かわいい】
I pulled out one block of Jenga
with a part of my body
【エクササイズ】【お尻】
RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 03-15-2021
RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 03-15-2021
Three catholic school girls die in a bus crash and go to heaven.
Saint Peter stands in front of the gate next to a
golden fountain of holy water.
He says
"Welcome little sisters I'm so sorry you were taken before your time.
You're all welcome but I must ask you each a question."
He goes to the first girl,
"Mary Catherine, has any part of your body touched a
boy's private parts?"
She says,
"Um, only my hands."
Saint Peter nods and tells her,
"Wash your hands in this fount and your sins will be cleansed
and then you may enter the gates."
And she does.
So he turns to the second girl.
But Mary Francis, the third girl, interrupts,
"Excuse me father could I gargle with that
water real quick before
Mary Elizabeth sticks her ass in it?"
Saint Peter stands in front of the gate next to a
golden fountain of holy water.
He says
"Welcome little sisters I'm so sorry you were taken before your time.
You're all welcome but I must ask you each a question."
He goes to the first girl,
"Mary Catherine, has any part of your body touched a
boy's private parts?"
She says,
"Um, only my hands."
Saint Peter nods and tells her,
"Wash your hands in this fount and your sins will be cleansed
and then you may enter the gates."
And she does.
So he turns to the second girl.
But Mary Francis, the third girl, interrupts,
"Excuse me father could I gargle with that
water real quick before
Mary Elizabeth sticks her ass in it?"
RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 03-15-2021
RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 03-15-2021
That is an excellent toast ...
(writes it in my little book)
Ice
RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 03-16-2021
