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RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 11-12-2015

[video=youtube]http:/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Qa0CdYXsNZU[/video]

RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 11-12-2015

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RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 11-13-2015

Haha, no that is definitely ME waiting on the mail. Smile


(11-11-2015, 09:53 PM)Harley Wrote: DARN IT WILLIE.......................

I said no pic's of me.
Linville, those really remind me of myself most days. HaHa

I LOVE the gangsta goat. Going to have to replay that again. ROFL

Laughter is good for the soul. Smile

RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 11-13-2015

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RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 11-13-2015

Nice "colored stick" Willie....lol

RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 11-13-2015

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Now... A One for the Guys....
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RE: Humorous Smilies - Popster - 11-13-2015

Willie.....those animal posts are very very very funny and did make me laugh out loud.

Ice.......those are darn good too.

I am still smiling....big time.

RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 11-14-2015

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Scarry News?!
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory?

The police are looking for some hardened criminals!



 
I told you not to swallow your bubble gum!
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
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RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 11-15-2015

Ice those are hilarious .......thx I needed the grins.
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Here is a funny one .

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Trust Falls with Angel

Darn I cannot imbed the video so here is the link....check it out a video of trust ... Tongue 

whoops, I better remove it because I cannot remember how the big post a link turned out , is ok, or is not ok....ugh

PM me if you want it, I do remember that PM links is ok.

RE: Humorous Smilies - IceWizard - 11-16-2015

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Little Johnnie

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he
could hardly contain himself as he ran home
and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane."

At this point Mommy cut him off and said,
"Johnny, this is such an interesting story,
suppose you save the rest of it for supper
time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face
when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy
asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."


Mommy fainted!


Little Tony

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with some other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken a back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse, dear."

Tony just said, "Oh, okay," and went back outside to play again.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds! and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
And Now a Little Religous Humor

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are walking home, but still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been
following us for he past thirty-eight-and-a-
half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in
15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do, of course, is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he
will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.
You go that way and I'll go this way. He
cannot follow us both.

They split and the man decides to follow
Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He
reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted up
my dress.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled
down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her
dress up can run faster than a man with his
pants down!

(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, pray for forgiveness.)
So You Want Her to Stop Spending?

A woman was walking down the street.

Without warning, she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago" the
homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done In 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless woman was astounded.

"Won't your husband be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably
smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."