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Humorous Smilies - Printable Version +- IOPList.Org (https://www.ioplist.org) +-- Forum: Off Topic (https://www.ioplist.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=25) +--- Forum: The Lounge (https://www.ioplist.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=26) +--- Thread: Humorous Smilies (/showthread.php?tid=319) Pages:
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RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 12-27-2017 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() THE O’MALLY’S A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds: “You don’t say, I”m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.” “Of course,” replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?” “Dublin,” comes the reply. “I can’t believe it,” says the first man. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.” “Of course,” replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?” “Saint Marys,” replies the second man, “I graduated in ”62.” “This is unbelievable!”, the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ”62, too!” About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. “What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender. “Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Mally twins are drunk again.” RE: Humorous Smilies - Charon - 12-27-2017 awesome. perfectly awesome. RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 12-29-2017 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() MAD CHIEF A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say,…” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.” “Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”
RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 12-30-2017 ![]() .... very funny willie RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 01-03-2018 Hmm- wonder if I’d get the pizza free... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
RE: Humorous Smilies - Linville - 01-03-2018 I wanna try Irish yoga tonight RE: Humorous Smilies - willie33 - 01-04-2018 KEEPING GRANDPA CALM A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three year old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle and for fruit, cereal and soda in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Grandpa is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, “Easy William, we won’t be long . . . easy, boy.” Another outburst and she hears the grandpa calmly say, “It’s okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there boy” At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart and Grandpa says again in a controlled voice, “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool, William.” Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says to the elderly man, “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disrptive he got, you just calmly kept saying ‘things would be okay.’ William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.” “Thanks,” said the grandpa, “but I’m William. That little brat’s name is Kevin.” ![]() ![]() ![]()
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